Hairy larry

When a horny guy rubs his dick hairs on a girls eyes as they are open

Oh yeah let me give you a hairy Larry

by Handleing January 18, 2021

hairy bun

A woman's vagina that is surrounded on all sides by at least a moderate to an excessive amount of pubic hair such that the vaginal opening is almost completely obscured from view.

Donna: OMG, Dave just text me that he wants us to make a sandwich tonight!
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?

Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Hairy plums

A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it

Hey I nearly choked on a pair of hairy plums last night !!

by Eatenallthedonoghts March 20, 2019

hairy hermit

one sexy mofo you see in school but you never have the guts to talk to

girl 1: omg 12o'clock!
girl 2: girllllllll hairy hermit lookin fine as hell

by iwanttopepsi July 12, 2017

Hairy Wings

When ones back hair grows and forms a wing shape. It can be overwhelming to most women and men.

Corbin has hairy wings, I ran my fingers thru them very thoroughly.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Hairy pussy

I want some hairy woman to masturbate with me

Hairy pussy masturbating

by Littlepenis1965 February 17, 2023

Hairy Cheed

Exactly Like A Cheed ,But with the addition of a monstrous amount of hair. AKA Bush, Afro, Mop.

EX1 (in the locker room)
Dude You have a hairy cheed! shave that shit!

EX2
Michelle wouldn't have sex with him because he wouldn't shave his hairy cheed.

by Mikeybear February 13, 2008