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Bones day

Bones day / No bones day originated from tik-tok. It works kind of like a weather forecast. The forecast works the way that @jongraz on tik-tok tries to sit up the pug noodles in the morning. If he collapsed it's a no bones day, if he doesn't it's a bones day. A bones day is meant to be a positive day that great stuff is gonna happen on, and a no bones day is a day where you might wanna stay in bed drinking whiskey.
"It's a bones day today! Great stuff is gonna happen!" or as used to start a briefing in the pentagon: "I don't know whether there's a bones or a no bones day, so let's get the meeting started and hope for the best."
by Damptoget October 20, 2021
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Rape Day

Dude Wtf Stop Trying to find A day To do That S-(Bleep) Girls And Kids Or even Young Men are Not Toys And Should Not be Treated like one *Still who rapes a Toy?*
Random Guy: Hey its Rape Day
Y/N: Then (Bleep) Off
by •Ivy Playz• August 13, 2021
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giro day

The day when your unemployment cheque comes through the post.
Wake up, it's giro day! What time does the offie open?
by annon123 August 28, 2006
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Day Stripper

exotic dancers who work during the day and are typically less "talented" than night and weekend staff.
Bob - "Did you hear that Tom is dating an exotic dancer?"

Tom - "Really? I didn't think he could pull it off!"

Bob - "Don't be so impressed, she's only a "day stripper"."
by akrazo December 10, 2009
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Donkey of the Day

“Charlamagne Tha God is one of today’s most recognizable radio stars and often speaks out on racial inequality along with co-hosts Angela Yee and DJ Envy during their highly popular syndicated weekday morning showThe Breakfast Club” on New York’s Power 105.1.”

Definition from NewsOne.com

He uses a short segment of the show called “Donkey of The Day” to call out a person or place that embodies foolery for the given moment.“
Did you see what Charlamagne said about Mo’nique? He named her “Donkey of the Day
by Post ~ to be February 26, 2018
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F-Day

It can be used in two ways. First, when you were drinking last night than you got up and your day is really fucked up. Second, when you get up and you can feel that your day will be a disaster, you will be lazy, you will not have any responsability and you will be feeling wrinkled.
Today is my F-Day. I won't be able to join you guys of my F-Day.
by Tykonn April 15, 2019
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Motherfucker's Day

1. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for sperm donors, sometimes also called Baby Daddys, who fail to recognize or acknowledge their offspring;

2. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for deadbeat dads, sometimes also called Baby Daddys;

3. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for men with children after an acrimonious divorce.
"Mommy, you know how you call the sperm donor a motherfucker? Can we get him a gift?" "Gift for what son, Motherfucker's Day?"

"Mommy should we get daddy a gift?" "Don't call him Daddy. You ain't seen him in 3 years. You 8 years old and that motherfucker is 7 years behind in his child support? For what, Motherfucker's Day?"

"Mommy Sunday is Father's Day. Dad wants me and Mary to eat dinner at his house." "Fuck Father's Day! Shit it's Motherfucker's Day to me!
by Won-J'az Edued May 15, 2013
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