textiquette

the syntax and correct grammar in texting
using different slang and language than you would in formal writing

nothing is worse than getting a text saying "k."

Person 1: Dude, I just got a text saying k, what a waste of a text.
Person 2: Dude yea that sucks, what terrible textiquette..

Person 1: People need to learn to use proper textiquette!!
Person 2: Why whats up?
Person 1: Some people write novels but like its just a text! and i hate when people abbreviate stupid shit like dont put l8er.. it really isnt that much easier to put an 8 than an a and t...
Person 2:dudeee that's so beat what a toooool

by Pittgirl821 January 15, 2011

textiquette

The manners one uses or doesn't use when having a conversation through texting.

Doug - " so I messaged you and you reply three hours later?"

Guy - "I didn't have my phone on me man."

Doug - "Thats Narnetic! Everyone checks there phone atleast once an hour. You need to learn some textiquette my good man."

by Craig Douglas November 9, 2010

Texting whore

someone who communicates more frequently via SMS than voice

are you a texting whore? compare your sms count to your call count

by stop that whore April 9, 2012

textastrophy

Any text sent to the wrong person.

I just sent a text to the wrong person. It's a textastrophy!

by Bugstomper2 September 3, 2016

Blind Texting

When someone texts while not looking (ex. in a hoodie, in jeans pocket) so they don't get caught. Mostly done in school.

She was blind texting in her purse so she wouldn't get it taken away from her teacher.

by Fahad Hussain January 27, 2009

Compulsive Texting Disorder

- a condition in which an individual would rather text (communicate via text messaging) than verbally communicate (via phone) texter
- individuals who suffer from CTD may become proficient in text jargon ( LOL , OMG, TTYL , etc)

Man, this chick must have Compulsive Texting Disorder 'cause everytime I try to call her she ignores my call but then she texts me right afterwards.

by Trailer Trash Triplet #2 February 4, 2010

douche texting

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.

Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting

by fuckwhatever March 24, 2010