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Tempest

“God I hate Tempest so much. Why can’t he just talk normally?”
by Herberbth March 10, 2021
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Templeton

A surname designated as one of incredible power and influence. Originating from the Ancient World. Vastly predating the birth of Christ.

Templetons do not appear much in the written histories as they did not choose to openly enter the realm of public knowledge until within the last 500 years. . .

Upon meeting a Templeton, your life is irrevocably changed. Whether for better or worse simply depends on the mood of the figure at that particular moment.
"There's a Templeton in the room, I can feel it. . ."


"I've been tracking this particular Templeton for years. . . Such an illusive creature. A real beaut. Lets just see if we can get a closer look, over here. Look at tha. . .he saw me, run, run, ru. . ."


"Shit, they brought the Templeton. . .We already lost. Better take our girlfriends and get out of here before we lose them too"


Woman: "I don't do one night stands! Why did I sleep with him?! What was I thinking? And now all I can think is how much I wish I had his number so I could just hear his voice again. . ."

Freind: "Well, it was kinda unfair. He was a Templeton, how could you say no?"
by BringerX March 26, 2009
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van der tempeling

The process of stooping to an unprecedent low to get what you want.
I sooo van der tempeled the other day, I had to lick my wife's shit to get her to lend me 5 bucks.

Please, don't say no, I am willing to van der tempel to get it. I will even stab my own mother for this service.

The other day, I saw this crack whore van der tempeling to get her fix!
by Employee_of_the_year July 15, 2009
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Tempe

Rural city in Arizona, contains rougly 170,000+ citizens. Is the location of Arizona State University (ASU) where a whole bunch of partys happen! Also has one of the highest STD rates amongst colleges in America
Let's go to the party at ASU this weekend!
by Eric January 12, 2005
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jailbait temperatures

When the temperature outside drops below 18 degrees. See also jailbait.
Mack: Dude, I cannot BELIEVE I moved this far north. Yesterday it was 30 degrees outside.

Jack: Ha, wait until December. You're gonna need a new jacket, gloves and hat when it drops down to jailbait temperatures.
by President Warren G. Harding December 11, 2009
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temperate

Rate of a temperature increase. The first derivative of a temperature over time function.
The temperate of the sun is rather constant while the temperate of an explosion is parabolic.
by fastmonkeywheels July 10, 2009
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templatize

To take something, usually a piece of communication, and create a template out of it that allows one to replace elements of the communication to change the message. For a banner advertisement, for instance, swapping out headlines or images to communicate something else.
"The client really likes these accolades banners you did. Can we 'templatize' them to accommodate other accolades as they come up?"
by clubnobbie May 7, 2010
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