A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.
"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."
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*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"
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*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"
by TruthInTrivialLife March 11, 2011
Get the taking the hobbits to Isengard mug.This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
by macpolo11 July 22, 2011
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"Im feeling real feminine right now i just took a crosby"
Look at jim over there, he must be on his period
yea hes taking a crosby
Look at jim over there, he must be on his period
yea hes taking a crosby
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Get the Taking a Strass mug.When someone uses means of climbing their way to the top that other would deem cheap or unfair. Usually (but not always) refers to online games with a ladder ranking system. People who "take the elevator instead of the ladder" will use powerful characters, weapons, or tactics that they know all too well are soon to receive the ban hammer or their bullshitly high power to skill ratio in order to get as high up on the ranking ladder for the game as they can, usually for fame, respect, and power in the community.
David took the elevator instead of the corporate ladder to become VP of his company by brown nosing the boss.
Many of the newer or less experienced players on Pokemon Showdown were taking the elevator instead of the ladder by abusing the fuck out of Mega Gengar before its imminent ban from OU. The ladder gets reset after each ban anyways, so the joke is on them.
Many of the newer or less experienced players on Pokemon Showdown were taking the elevator instead of the ladder by abusing the fuck out of Mega Gengar before its imminent ban from OU. The ladder gets reset after each ban anyways, so the joke is on them.
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Get the talking smash mug.Bro 1: Bro, did you hear that other team talking chalk about us?
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.
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