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Tough Guy Tuesday

The one day you can show your inner Chuck Norris and let out your testosterone
"wow there tough guy,What is tough guy Tuesday? "
by some tough guy April 17, 2012
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Tuesday Party

getting messed up like bat shit on a Tuesday when you know damn well you have shit to do on Wednesday
Boo: Did we just get drunk on a Tuesday?
Chris: You're damn right Boo, there is no party like a 'Tuesday Party'
Boo: Did I just get titty fucked?
Chris: Yes!
by drizk0l July 9, 2010
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twice on tuesdays

When an individual feels doing certain activities once on a Tuesday was just too fucking mainstream.
Matt : 'Do you even lift?'
Jonny : 'Twice on Tuesdays'
by SecuringAlpha17 October 18, 2013
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tuesday

1.) Third day of the week.

2.) A name.

3.) Born on this day.
Person 1: Hey, what's your name?

Person 2: Tuesday.

Person 1: Were you born on a Tuesday?

Person 2: No.
by Tuesday Tr. August 22, 2007
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Black Tuesday

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

This is the day that the DOW Jones Industrial Average fell over 4% to close below 8000 at 7949.09. It had reached a high of 14167 in October of 2007.

It is widely believed to be related to the enaguration of Barak Obama, the first black President of the United States of America. Many workers took an Obama Day. Others simply lost money in the market due to those taking Obama Days.

It is a date which will live in infamy. We will all remember Black Tuesday, and perhaps tell our grandchildren of a time when we let this happen to ourselves.
I just lost $40,000 of my retirement fund in one day. Fuck Black Tuesday.

Cop: Breaker Breaker we have a 1488
Dispatcher: a 1488?
Cop: a 1488, a black man trying to move into the white house
Dispatcher: its just Black Tuesday
by Harlot Field January 21, 2009
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Fat Tuesday

Another way of saying, "All Day Sex (after the kids go to school till 3:00 when they get out)". It's treated like a Mexican holiday, with the Tequila shots, etc. between bouts. Also, sometimes means an extra long time having a hard-on without ejaculation, or an all day hard-on.
Hey, you wanna have Fat Tuesday with me tomorrow? (doesn't matter what day of the week it is). Or: Damn, I was Fat Tuesday after I saw you in that outfit this morning.
by mostdiggity January 8, 2015
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tuesday

The day of the week during which Soylent Green may be purchased for consumption. Soylent Green is not readily available the other days of the week due to limited production -- but don't worry, the more people die from starvation, the more Soylent Green there will be for the remaining populace!
Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red, and Soylent Yellow. And, new, delicious, Soylent Green: The "miracle food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent Green day.
by DEFinitionCognitionMagician January 3, 2008
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