Traffic jam

When you can't take a nifty shit

Cocksucker had a traffic jam

by Skeet fuck shit March 28, 2021

Trafficed da hoomans

Is that THEY... AREN'T EXTRA SPECIAL GUYS EITHER! They don't want to have to turn their butthole up to him (because that's literally how capitalism works). So you get 'Well, he's a pimp. I don't like pimps! I like junkie pedophile rapists who tell people I'm smart' But you're NOT smart. In any way shape or form. And YOU BOTH want people to have to do what you say... He didn't have to do any of the shit you say...The shit you say... DOESN'T WORK. It does nothing but keep people trapped in a mediocre existence. Which is what you want.

Because if they aren't trapped in a mediocre existence... Well... THEN... Then you have ANOTHER ANDREW TATE TO DEAL WITH... What do they need YOU for? Nothing! If they aren't mediocre then they have no reason to listen to you! Then you don't matter anymore! And HE might not keep people trapped in mediocrity (No he's fine with it, he'll do it). That's WHY you take so much pleasure (the sadistic kind) in MY situation. You want people to be trapped in a mediocre existence. I AM that (against my will). Even though I created A.I. (And fuck you Alex I can fix the 'using non-linear thinking to trick it into believing stupid shit' problem Alex... Probably... You fucking poof). 'He did a human traffic! He trafficed da hoomans!' It's fucking ridiculous. All because you don't want to live in reality. You want to live in hypothetical future reality! And they only way to live in hypothetical future reality... Is for people to do what YOU tell them... And you will do ANYTHING to force (And it's always for you can call it an invitation all you want it's force by way of input or withholding) people in the direction (whichever direction you want to call it it's entirely arbitrary) of your desired hypothetical future reality. You'll do ANYTHING (to put it in terms Jordan Peterson can understand with is simple idiot mind) 'seize control of heaven.' That's all it is. That's all you're doing."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2024

traffic waster

A person that's driving a car, lorry,etc, and is moving too slow, wasting other drivers time, usually leaving a long queue behind them.

This driver ahead of us is such a traffic waster.

by travel_to May 27, 2015

Traffication

The art of manouvering through traffic on a motorbike.

Traffication was a b*tch today, I hate car drivers!

by Bikerbloke20365 December 9, 2008

Traffic Baddie

Tra-Ffic Bad-die

Variants: Traffic Baddy

plural Traffic Baddies

Informal

1. You’re super comfy being as confident as possible, even when you know you’re straight wrong #DieOnThisHill

2. You mean what you say - Even though you have to do it through a fake account, you mean it. #ISaidIt

3. You empower others to be upset that you are upset about being stopped for breaking traffic law #HearMeOutFriends

Mya being a Traffic Baddie again, she doesn’t believe in any laws but the constitution. #MyEmployees

Jeff just got upset that the police stopped another reckless drunk driver so he’s making vague threats in Facebook Messenger, he’s such a TB. #IHopeYou…

by CCSDPDTraffic July 24, 2023

Traffic Jam

When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim

"Hey Bill how's the kid?"
"He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".

by GaryMcDingle November 20, 2019

traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. ).

While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.

by ytw February 11, 2017