tottenhammed

A situation where a football team concedes 7 or more goals, usually against a German side

It‘s already 4-1, they might get tottenhammed...

Wow 8-2?! Barcelona just got absolutely tottenhammed!

by Phtefan August 21, 2020

Totem Polling

When you stack animal heads up your butt creating a organic "totem poll"

"I just hit up the Pet Store, decided to do some totem polling tonight."

by Splenda_Man November 1, 2020

Tottle

What one hit finn does to his baseball swing that makes him get only one hit while he bats 4th with a .162 average. After this horrendous playing he goes home and eats mac and cheese while drinking starbucks rainbow frappe.

wow look at finns shitty tottle he fucking sucks

by Finn Sucks October 5, 2020

Tottenham hotspur

The best football team in London!
It's Not a sexual act to a fake disbelief by frustrated arsenal and Chelsea fans, but a act of pure football beauty and phenomenal footballing quality.

Tottenham hotspur win again what a performance

by G unittttt November 22, 2020

tottenham

the best team in north london and can and will always beat arsenal. they will always beat arsenal because they are the shitest and smallest club in FOOTBALL

when i wake up tottenham would have beat arsenal 10-0

by iloveharrykane December 5, 2020

tottallly

A segc tiktoker😝🤪😜

tottallly is so segc.

by ryunjinss January 5, 2021

tottallly

A segc pretty biech.

tottallly is so fuckin cute.

by ryunjinss January 5, 2021