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i'm toast

ex.1 joe man i'm toast

ex.2 joe looks like toast
by ryan c c June 16, 2009
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This Toads the Wet Sprocket!

Saying this means that you are in a bad or otherwise unwanted situation.

Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
"My favorite TV show was cancelled? This toads the wet sprocket!"
by Ziekerz September 2, 2007
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Thatswhatshesaidism

At a hardware store. Woman speaking to employee:

She: "The pole I have doesn't fit in the opening tight enough. Do you carry one that's a little fatter that will fit more snugly?"

Employee's thought bubble: "This is a PERFECT thatswhatshesaidism. But I might get fired. I better not. Ah, screw it, I can't help myself."

Employee's response: "That's what SHE said!"

She: "Manager! Get the manager right now! Who do you work under? I need him right now!"

Employee's response: "That's what SHE said!"
by Bob & Mike March 10, 2011
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Toadstool

A person that should be a subject of derision or mockery. Also, an inedible fungus.
Really, don't even try to make a comeback, you toadstool.

You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.

Be careful about eating toadstools.
by drillvoice September 8, 2005
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1. A term used to describe the transition from rock musician to top ten legend. Usually spoken in the Soho area of London specifically the Berwick Street region.

2. Usually associated with the disappearance of famous musical artists. This also attributes to their legend status.

3. The term is also used by drunk art students on forums, who are trying to be deep and emotional but end up looking like soppy, laughable fools.
1. Noel Gallagher walked down Berwick Street, turned to the camera and said thats it then innit, i suppose?

2. If he done that and we never heard from him again, then he would go down as one of the top 10 rock legends of all time.

3. supernovamike
by Dwayne Benzilton March 24, 2010
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Spoilsbury Toast Boy

The Spoilsbury Toast Boy was a small child haunted by beetles. He lived with his grandmother until one fateful evening when she was murdered by an evil beetle. The beetles whispered in Toast Boy's ears and suggested he kill her and burn her nipples. When he went out to fetch her some Speckled Huckleberry Leaves, he returned to find her dead, her head burnt, slain by a monstrous beetle. The beetle continued to haunt the troubled child and add to his insanity, until 'good beetles' suggested they come to their apartment where they would 'fix' him with their Brain-Fixing Machine. The Toast Boy accepted, but on arriving, was brutally murdered by the beetles' machine. There could me a moral or hidden meaning to this story, but it is too deep for anyone to work out.
"Come here... grandmpa wants to give you a big kiss! ...real sploppy..."
by Belzedar Tunn June 4, 2005
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thats the shit

Referring to objects such as jewelery, cars, or an item of clothing that looks particularly good or fashionable at the time. It is usually rare or out of the ordinary and/or expensive.

It can also refer to drugs that are particularly purer and more potent than is usually readily available to most people most of the time
by GAANZ June 17, 2008
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