Pope Thief

One that enables rescue techniques using llemutee's to save whatever pope is currently in office and intends to place them in a home for the elderly so he can get lots of old woman ass.

Sami: We're supposed to be in Vatican City saving the Pope today!
David: I'm sorry, but I have to take this test rather than be a Pope Thief today.

by SamiSmile January 29, 2007

Sausage Thief

Someone who steals guys from another girl

A Dong Killstealer

I was dancing with that guy, but when he started creeping me out I left, and then my friend swept in while I was going to the bathroom!

What a Sausage Thief!

by ThisPostWasNotMadeByNico November 3, 2010

toke thief

A guy who keeps moving around a room where a joint is being passed and intercepts it in order to get more than his fair share of the hits.
Can be twice as bad if he Bogarts as well.

No way your brother is coming over to the party, he's a damn toke thief.

by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011

Classic Thief

A old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don't give a damn about anything but themselves.

Robber : HA look at this diamond rolex i just stole. I will be able to afford angels dust forever now!

Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.

Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.

by tcowguy November 19, 2012

Conversation Thief

An individual who comes into a conversation and (Uncleverly) lays claim to all that was said. Like they brought all the information everyone was just discussing as their own. and worse?.....Believes that it were their own. this also can border line the grotesque acts of the "Conversation Vampire"!!!

Two people are standing there talking and a third person comes into the conversation, the third person nods head and agrees and within seconds begins to repeat what was said as it was their own idea, this is a "Conversation Thief". For it is obvious from the rest of the partakers in conversation that this individual lacks his or her own opinion, ideas, etc.

by Stevjean February 11, 2014

Oxygen Thief

Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.

Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) April 27, 2015

Lol thief

Noun. A person who steals a lol that was actually intended for a comment made earlier by another person and mistakenly accepts it as being for their comment. This commonly occurs on what's app and occasionally causes lol envy.

Stop being a lol thief, you know that lol was for I said.

by Shaman Allen May 20, 2015