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Switch Stroker

Someone with the masturbation skill set to use either hand.
Haywood: Well last night I saw some neat lesbian porno. However, my hand was throbbing earlier from overdoing it with my right hand, so.. I had to use my left hand. I'm a Switch Stroker you could say.

Jablowme: ...Dude...
by AzzaCadabra September 25, 2010
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Switchfreak

A person who is REALLY obsessed with the band Switchfoot.
Nicole has Switchfoot album covers painted on her closet door. Therefore, we can assume Nicole is a Switchfreak.
by TheFrix March 14, 2011
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sweatchin

When a fat, nasty, sweaty man tries to kiss you on the neck, chest and/or shoulders while getting slobber and sweat from his double chin allover you.
Did you see that guy trying to sweatchin allover me at the club? !
by williesbae July 7, 2016
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Switch

A modified gun (typical glock hand gun). The switch is a piece that's installed to make the gun go from semi automatic to fully automatic. While technically the piece used in the mod is actually called a switch, once the mod is made the gun is often referred to as a switch.
"My favorite gun a switch you know that shit a kind now" - Lil Durk - Pissed Me Off
by JinJa Dubstep October 19, 2021
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phantom switch

A switch in a house hold that does not turn anything on or off, or do anything else.
click, click, click
jonny:stop playing with that switch, you will break it.
bob: dont worry, its just a phantom switch, it doesnt do anything
by jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 9, 2006
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fuckit switch

A type of trip fuse located in the back of the brain. When multiple tasks, deadline pressure, and unrealistic demands threaten the brain's delicate circuitry, the switch pops into "fuckit" or "safe" position, allowing for rest, relaxation, and a healthy attitude readjustment.
"If that phone rings one more time with another problem, it's going to blow my fuckit switch."

-ring-
-click-

"Fuckit!"
by pj555 November 28, 2007
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Cajun Switcheroo

When a girl you hate is giving you head, and instead of climaxing in her mouth, you urinate
Brah Jack! Your girl Kiki gave me a gnarly Cajun Switcheroo this weekend! It was great!
by TrentTrent October 25, 2010
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