not a sushi chef.

Used when someone overstates their expertise, pretends to be someone they are not or are “trying to pull one over” on you. Origin is TV game show The Floor when a contestant shaded another contestant who claimed to be an expert sushi chef and then went on to lose the round.

When Mark started acting like he was a car expert just from watching some YouTube tutorials, I was like calm down, you’re not a sushi chef.

After Lisa went on about her financial know-how without any real experience, Tom just laughed and thought, she’s not a sushi chef.

by Taichung February 14, 2025

sushi warrior

Going raw on a female

“Bro I’m a sushi warrior, I don’t need a condom.”

by 673k September 30, 2023

sushi rolling

When you take a bunch of extacy and people eat sushi off of you naked.

John went sushi rolling last night and got arrested. He shouldn't expect the restaurant to be ok with it without asking first.

by xdrunkagainx May 24, 2018

sushi master

A master of sushi.

hey look at that sushi master.

by ghostman22445 September 15, 2016

Sushi kuchie

Sushi kuchie is a something you don’t want to be around. It’s fishie. It’s this girl ava. She is it.

Ava got some sushi kuchie

by Cold hands are okay December 25, 2019

sushi bed

Two Asians dudes doing a white girl.

So Chung and I had a sushi bed with Becka.

by WeMakeStuff December 1, 2017

sushi hug

When someone is sad, and they need a hug, the other party hugs them, and the sad person doesn't hug back.

Jeff: Did you see Sad Cindy today?
John: Yeah, I totally gave her a sushi hug.

by ScrotumMan May 17, 2016