surfery

The act of coitus while at least partially submerged in water.

Look at that chick over there, I'd like to perform a little surfery on her.

by The Lung April 29, 2003

placebo surgery

Patient cut open and not performed upon!

Placebo surgery healing is an unexplained medical phenomenon like the 'placebo' effect and the still-weirder: 'nocebo'!

by hammer---;, hytham April 23, 2007

Sand Surfer

Is a racial slur referring to "Arabs" or peoples from the middle east, also know as fags.

That sand surfer looks like a terrorist.

by G smak March 6, 2010

Silicone Surfer

A sexual intercourse technique in which you forfeit penetration, most times to avoid the discomfort of your tight partner, and instead glide on the back of your partner with IMMENSE amounts of lubricant and either using their should blades or ass chicks to provide friction to your genitalia.

GIrl: Omg it hurts so much, pls can we do something easier?
Guy: K hold up let me get my industrial tub of lube, Im bout to go Silicone Surfer on your ass

by The Real Fogle March 4, 2017

surfer

There are 3 types of surfers:

1. 70's and 80's Surfers - mostly from the 70's and 80's, the stereotype for these guys have long bleached hair, a tan, say things like "Gnarly" and "Totaly", listen to rock music and smoke alot of weed.
i.e. Jeff Spicoli from the movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

2. Preppy Surfers - Annoying guys with curly hair, listens to emo and pop punk and wear brands like Hollister, Billabong, and Abercrombie and wear their clothes tight as shit. Most of them don't even surf, they just try to fit in with all the other fools.

3. Surfer - Someone who just likes surfing.

Well Stu, surfings not a sport. It's a way of life. It's no hobby, it's a way of looking at that wave and saying "Hey Bud, haha. Let's Party!" Haaaa.

by HP Morton September 3, 2005

Twathole Surfer

One who rides the waves of an females orgasmic release. When the twat secretes massive amounts of female jazm, the male sometimes feels the need to grab a board and yell cowabunga...surf the vagina

Man those were some gnarly waves! Cowabunga! I love being a tawthole surfer and sailing across the secretions of a hot vagina.

by pepe March 24, 2005

Cut Surfer Dick

A circumcised phallus belonging to that of a tanned and tatooed man who resembles an MTV reality star or a fag who works/models for Abercrombie and fitch. The short formed CSD is usually the apple of the owners eye and is looked at in very high erotic regard.

Yo dude i saw a cut surfer dick and it looked like a slim jim, oh yeah!

by Karl Chib April 3, 2009