shrek-tion

When you leave your penis unwashed for 7 days and it starts to grow mold.

“Babe your dick looks like it has mold on it, you must have a shrek-tion!”

by DankHitz420 December 4, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is life Shrek is love

I love SHREK

by ...heehee... October 23, 2019

Shrek

The guy that'll fuck your lord farquad and will steal the princes

OH shrek stop please OOOHHH NOT THE ANAL

by -OwO- November 1, 2019

Shrek 2'ed

When you're watching Shrek 2 with your date and they promptly leave afterwards.

"Yo man, how'd your date go?"

"Pretty bad, I got Shrek 2'ed."

by Agent Tony Gunk January 28, 2020

Shreknos

An omnipotent being of light. He has the ability to rewrite reality at will, and wields the stand All Star Platinum. He can make anyone of all genders lose their virginity to him with his chad power, bestowed upon by Alex Jones. One day, the prophecy will be fulfilled, and Shrek will destroy the universe and reset it, ridding it of all evil that has come about.

Shreknos, please bless me with your ogresized ogreload.

by Godshreknos March 12, 2020

Shrek’s Pubes

Another word for weed or marijuana 🍃🍃

Hey, do you wanna smoke some of Shrek’s pubes?

by mikwoo42069 April 25, 2020

Shrek

Dad

Shrek is dad

by The real once-ler April 27, 2020