perfect stranger

When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.

I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.

by ALotofAlano March 24, 2008

Doctor Strange

Created by Marvel Comics, Doctor Strange is a hero who utilizes magic and sorcery to defend our dimention from mystical and dimentional threats. Docter Strange is listed as being an Avenger, as well as a founding member of The Defenders.

Marvel guy: Doctor Strange is the coolest wizard of all time.

LOTR guy: Meh, Gandalf is better.

Marvel guy: I cant seem to remember any real magic being preformed by Gandalf. I could do everything he did, if I had a flashlight and a beard.

Harry Potter guy: Dumbledore is the best.

other two guys: …… Leave our presence.

by The Doctor Strange August 20, 2013

"creepy stranger"

It is when you sit on your hand and wait until it becomes numb. Then you use that same hand to jerk off with.

Wendalynn needed another man's touch but instead resorted to a "creepy stranger".

by Viet Phan December 9, 2008

strange hard

An erection from a source that you wouldn't expect or an erection that causes an awkward situation.

I walked in on my aunt changing yesterday and I got a strange hard.

by Gabe K. April 29, 2007

stinky stranger dick

Something shannon gets all the time

"I'm so tired of stinky stranger dick"

by Theactionbutton May 31, 2018

flesh stranger

n. A person with whom you have never been naked or semi-naked.

We thought that we'd got to a stage where we could have sex, but it's so hard to take your clothes off around a flesh stranger.

by Bernard McGraw November 25, 2009

Strangerk

1. Someone you don't know who treats you rudely
2. an asshole from somewhere else
3. A creep you've never seen before

1. I was having a good day until some strangerk with out-of-state plates cut me off in traffic.
2. Why do people act like such strangerks when they go somewhere on vacation?
3. I looked out my window and saw some strangerk watching me from the bushes.

by William Reef January 25, 2013