smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006

scatterbrain

Scatterbrain describes the neurological effects of negative, nonsensical and commercial bombardment on those living in "the age of videography". Symptoms include inability to distinguish quality from garbage. Those inflicted with the disease are sometimes called vidiots.

Turning on any TV network channel at prime time OR watching Most Popular "vids" on YouTube OR "cell phone shopping" in Trader Joe's will induce rapid onset of scatterbrain symptoms.

by Bob Kiger September 8, 2007

smatter

This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? "
The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.

{Definitions #1}

:Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good.

{Definition #2}

: Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware !

by critter getter September 27, 2009

Scatter muncher

An indecisive bi-sexual woman.

"Laura doesn't know whether she likes men or women, she's such a scatter muncher"

by Condatredonum January 9, 2008

scatter cat

someone that worries too much, and doesn't have control of their situation

1: that scatter cat is damaging my cool
2: chill kitten, stop being a scatter cat.

by beatshoes May 21, 2008

Starter-Bar

Usually a place where a group gathers in order to get the evening started. Most times "Starter-Bars" are located in the suburbs. After a few drinks and appetizers the group moves on to other places for good entertainment.

Person 1: Dude are you gunna meet us at the "Starter-Bar" after work tonight?

Person 2: Yeah dude, and after that we all should go down town to see that new band we've been talking about.

happy hour drinks cocktails party appetizers drunk

by ChrisKola January 26, 2010

Spattergram

A spattergram is an instrument used for assessing a client's topics of interest in preparation for organizational design. It is a simple tool that consists of randomly placed concepts (spattered words), on a piece of paper and the client is instructed to circle the top x number of terms as possible topics of interest. (x is equal to 1/3 of the whole) It is used to start the conversation within a given range of possibilities.

When designing a day of learning for an adult learning client group, we had them self-select words from a "spattergram". We then referred to the selected words when conversing about what most interested the client to have us present on the day of learning.

by Tinderbox February 4, 2010