Salt Springville, Ny

A long forgotten pile of shit located between Shit Pile 1: Canajoharie, Ny, and Shit Pile 2: Fort Plain, Ny. It smells like shit 24/7, there is nothing but rundown farms and crabby people with shit in their pants, and the sun rarely ever rises over there. If you are a person who cannot function right, Salt Springville is the place for you! Heck, if you are unable to make it to the bathroom in time, you can just use the ditches at the side of the roads or your neighbors field! Just be sure to offer your neighbors weed and meth.

Johnny walked into Salt Springville, Ny and died.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 25, 2021

Love Salt

The pale liquid that regularly ejaculates from the male sex organ.

As I gently caressed my purple-helmeted warrior, she waited patiently in anticipation for my love salt to scatter across her plain boring face.

by The Lovesalter July 23, 2012

Johnny's seasoning salt

The most wonderful of all seasoning salts. Created in the kitchens of Johnny's Dock in Tacoma, Washington. Can be used on literally everything. Most containers say "no MSG added" but we all know there's enough natural MSG to go around. As defined on the bottle, Johnny's seasoning salt is "pure magic".

I sprinkled some Johnny's seasoning salt on my girlfriend last night and damn that bitch tasted good.

by A-ton and Haargoth August 1, 2008

salt

n.: A sailor, one who is currently employed in the U.S. Navy.
adj.: Pertaining to sailor-style.

n.: That salt has seen too many ports.
adj.: He loves the salt life.

by MamaBurd March 27, 2012

saltine cracker

a accepted white boy in the black community. can say nigga and no one says anything.

yo ross, sup nigga?-white boy

chillin saltine cracker sup wit you?-black guy

by Roger a.k.a saltine cracker May 23, 2006

Salt Lake City

A wonderful city in the beautiful state of Utah; known for the abundance in Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints members. Also known for the teenagers that ride fixed gear road bikes (fixie kids). Amazing and majestic mountains and THE GREATEST SNOW ON EARTH!!! Known very well for the amazing ski resorts.
A fantastic place to live!!!

Person1: Where should I move to?
Person2: Salt Lake City, Utah man! It's soo awesome there! It's a really freindly and beautiful place to live!

by the green teen January 10, 2010

Veruca Salt

A very BAD nut in the classic, and new version, of Willie (Charlie) And The Choclate Factory.

"I want a trained squirrel,NOW!!!"
"I want another pony."
"I want an oompa loompa."
"I want a chocolate river"
Always, I want. Never,Thank you.

by Charlie n the chocolate factory August 12, 2005