Holy Squirrel

Beng suprised by something or someone

Holy Squirrel, what was that?

by KayLeighP September 15, 2009

mutant squirrel

A squirrel, mutated by nuclear or genetic means, that has become abnormally large, vicious, deformed or all of the above, and can often be found at Chernobyl or in corny horror videos found on Youtube. Can or cannot be easily killed depending on the grade of mutation. May or may not be zombified.

Chris: Hey did you see that mutant squirrel at the beer bash last night?
Zach: Mutant squirrel what are you talking about??
Chris: No totally man I'm like serial there was like a squirrel and an owl tried to grab it and it fucked up that owl's shit man it ate that owl!!
Zach: Yea I totally missed that. Hey didn't you get high at the beer bash?
Chris: ....No...

by horrorcritiquedude,man October 10, 2011

cinnamon squirrel

A gay man dips his sweaty ball sack into a cinnamon sugar mixture and his partner licks it off.

Robert gave John a cinnamon squirrel.

by Penis boy September 17, 2017

boo squirrel

A very funny, cool, and trustful person. Usually a name given to someone that is a close friend.

Sarah and I are very close friends. She’s a total boo squirrel of a person.

by knbc43 July 13, 2019

Latino Squirrel

Nothing. Just a Latino squirrel.

Hi I’m a Latino squirrel

by Little 80 year old Asian December 6, 2019

Play Squirrel

Trying to bust a nut.

You tryin to date, or you just wanna play squirrel?

by Princessjajean April 23, 2020

Chocolate Squirrel

A squirrel covered in feces.

From the unrated version of the movie "Anchorman".

"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel" --Brick Tamland

by Kung-fu Zombie January 4, 2005