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blue screen of death

In the bad old days before XP, this was a frequent occurence on computers which ran on a Windows OS. In some of the worst cases, you only had to look at the computer in a funny manner for the temperamental bastard to give you the Blue Screen Of Death! It usually tells you some shit like "a fatal error has occured" and gives you some mathematical gibberish. Basically, it means the operating system is rather shite and can't be arsed doing what you wanted it to do...
I remember a few years ago on my section at work we had this computer that gave us the Blue Screen Of Death so fuckin' often on a daily basis that I ended up decorating the monitor with the chequered tape we normally use on files if someone is terminally ill!
by joannedj January 5, 2007
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screenshotting

I'm screenshotting what you wrote and sending it to Lindsay.

Hey Nick, it's fucking called screenshotting, not screenshooting.
by Wipeyyy December 7, 2013
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White Screen of Death

The White Screen of Death is any screen with a white background that appears on an iPod when it is broken beyond repair. These screens are usually accompanied by a face with red X's for eyes and a frowny face and says something like "Please go to apple.com/support for assistance".

A white screen of death is almost guarenteed after dropping an iPod (along with a cracked screen), dropping the iPod in water, someone steps on the iPod or the stars align in such a way that your iPod just suddenly doesn't work for no apparent reason. This is linked to the Blue Screen of Death in old Windows computers and also the Red Ring of Death in XBox 360's.
by Sid Barrett August 8, 2007
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Screen Gems

Brought us the S From Hell. Also known as Scream Gems
Oh god, it's Screen Gems and their evil "S"! RUN!!
by S From Hell fearer March 13, 2004
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screen sucking

wasting time online long after you have finished what you signed on to do.
i'd be done with that job if i hadn't got caught up screen sucking.
by gnourtanit January 15, 2006
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What people put above an image when they screenshot monkey NFT's (Or any in general) to make fun of people who but NFT's
This Picture goes so hard, feel free to screenshot
(Picture of Monkey NFT)
by frankish simp November 23, 2021
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screen watching

when you're gaming split screen and the other player watches your screen to see where you are. usually done by stupid nubs.
So I was about to chainsaw him in the back of the head and he instantly turned around and killed me. He was obviously screen watching.
by andiexdestroy August 23, 2007
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