saggy asshole spreading

When somebody is gay and they have a saggy asshole, so they spread it as far as they can. Usaully people do this when it is smexy time.ass

My asshole spread so far last night that is started sagging and my boyfriend said I was good at saggy asshole spreading.

by BobalobLOLLOL April 19, 2018

jed the spread

Narcissistic camper type, free loading at a location near you. Often seen filming their stools and getting confused with simple words like caravan or camping.

Hey Ronny, your so Jed the spread you don't even know it

by Fred Mc Wolfbox February 1, 2018

screamversation

A screaming conversation

I had a screamversation with my daughter in the car when she told me about another speeding ticket.

by Rubinator August 11, 2010

Spread the Red

Spreading your buttcheeks to reveal your red puckering anus, ususally done when someone is least expecting it

I spread the red for Ryan and he started gagging like he was going to puke, but then he asked to see it again!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

spread beaver

When a girl spreads her cunt (labia, flaps, vulva) completely apart with her fingers to show ALL of her vagina. This is commonly done in Penthouse magazine.

1. There is plenty of spread beaver in Penthouse.

2. The stripper spread her cunt apart and the crowd cheered and taunted her spread beaver.

3. The whore loves to show her spread beaver.

by J. Dell May 24, 2006

spread like measels

when a subject or topic has remained remotely underground, and suddenly becomes very popular; for example, my definitions

My definitions seem to spread like measels.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

screaming mongolian

when a hairy vagina is turned inside out during quick pull-out so the vagina looks like two lips and a beard.

Gee sally your vagina looks like a screaming mongolian.

Xiao Fang

by The real Biker August 19, 2009