Shlorking

A word used by men to tell a woman if they're about to ejaculate a bucket of sperm

"I'm about to shlork, get ready!"
"I'm shlorking!"

by Mootegotboot July 21, 2023

Spelunking

Or/to; Spelunk, To put both the penis and the balls in ones mouth; particularly when the penis is hard and inserted into the throat.

"Hey Jenna, Brad took me spelunking this weekend :P"

"I would totally spelunk him/her"

"If its not too big, I'm gonna spelunk it :3"

by El Stinky Pinky July 11, 2024

Spanking

Spanking,an act of slapping/hitting another one's buttocks with a bare hand or instrument. They are usually given to children for punishments,spankings usually last for a few minutes. You can use the act of hitting one's buttocks as punishing or sexual pleasure.

“ Did you hear? Kevin got a spanking by his girlfriend! ”

by RockyKoook September 16, 2023

shploinking

The activity in which one drinks and drives. Different from drunk driving because you're not being reckless.

"Varging>Shploinking" - ME
"He's true" - guy

by stickla9 October 18, 2023

Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck

BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?

by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023

spalanking

Acting on impulse and regretting it much later or do something stupid without hesitation while you’re half asleep

Past tense splanked

I felt spalanking so I kissed him
I was sleeping and felt spalanking so I dmed her

by Hearts_4_mari November 20, 2023

Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 24, 2024