splinter

a guy with a small penis who gets "wood" or a hard on, but since it's small, it's called a splinter.

"oh man, look at that guy's splinter! mwhaha"

by the one who coined the term! thank you! April 13, 2007

Splinters

When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile, and you feel very little hairs as grope her leg.

Damn girl, you got splinters!

by pistolpetee January 7, 2010

gorgan splatter

A non-toxic splattering substance. A splatter from the habitual gorgan family. Unlike other splatters the gorgan is known for splattering on it's own will. They usually come in the bakers dozen and have been found on Madagascar with swarms of 3 foot long ants marching around them as if they were sacred.

Oh man! My gorgan splattered everywhere!

by T-Jayzel June 17, 2004

bladder splatter

When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.

"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"

by Melissa January 6, 2004

Splatterpunk

1)One of many genres that emerged in early 70s horror, mostly as a result of the Vietnam war. Specifically slasher films and zombie films, or any sub-genre of horror that uses extreme violence and explicit gore.
2)Also a fan of these genres

1)Tom Savini is most well known for his pioneering work in the early splatterpunk films

2)I watched Romero's trilogy this weekend like a good little splatterpunk

by Opopanax December 28, 2005

Splatterhorn

The act of draining ones vaginal discharge into the bell of a trumpet, whilst one continues to play thus trumpet using ones buttocks to produce enough air pressure to continue on spraying his or partner(s) in the face.

The buds and I were splatterhorning last night!

by Duncan McClure May 23, 2009

Mind Over Splatter

A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.

Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.

Tim: Mind over Splatter?

Mike: You know it.

by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009