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Gran Spike

when you put excessive pictures of old people (particularly grans, if it is a males possesions)somewhere hidden for someone to find at a later date. usually in a possesion which wil be carried around, such as a wallet.

The pictures are usually small so that they
will not be found until embarressing moments (see example). Also quite commonly cuttings from old peoples magazines or adverts.
guy 1: dude, i totally gran spiked you yesterday, i cant believe you didnt find those pictures in your wallet until today!

guy 2: yeah, i was mega embarressed, the woman serving me at the checkout gave me well dodgy looks when those pictures of grans flew out my wallet when i went to pay, so thanks for that!
by aloysha April 26, 2009
mugGet the Gran Spikemug.

Spike

Is a thing that can be used as a weapon as the tip of the spike is complete sharp
While in smash bros language,this is called a stronger meteor smash,some characters need to press A with the joystick being down(see also ganondorf and the gif below)
1:the guy killed the chef on the train with a spike so almost no clues here
2:pro:zOMG i jest spiked dat n00b me such pro me use ganon🅱️0rf
Name:real pro:u just lucky i bet i can win u with the worst ch4r4c+3r(leet due to using charizard)
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 23, 2019
mugGet the Spikemug.

Simply spiked

A sex thing. You both drink as many Simply spiked™️s as possible and then test your capacity to merge souls
Person 1: “Yea we should do a Simply spiked night.”

Person 2:“Come on dude I was really hoping we could make a baby tonight but those are way too good, it’s never gonna happen.”
by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022
mugGet the Simply spikedmug.

Spike and Cinna

they have a good relationship, show the world how healthy it is
Spike and Cinna are such a cute couple
by Spike061 August 18, 2021
mugGet the Spike and Cinnamug.

Spike Eater

A term that some dominatrices use to describe their vaginas.
Dominatrix (to Pet): Stop being a bitch and munch my spike eater!
by Frontlinecracker May 16, 2011
mugGet the Spike Eatermug.

spiked through the net

When your boy bums you so hard that the condom breaks when he busts in your booty.
Nate: Yo Andy, why's your booty dripping?
Andy: Awe Frick! Max must have spiked through the net again...
Max: Sure did Andy. Sure did.
by cuckfart October 13, 2020
mugGet the spiked through the netmug.

Spiked Tire

Noun. A spiked tire is the outcome of what happens when a 3 person date goes south and creates a third wheel. When the two others get increasingly close, the third wheel will become extremely jealous, and bring physical harm to the part of the couple who is the same gender.
After the date, Albert beat up Roger because Roger was spending too much time with Jessica. He was becoming more of a Spiked Tire every day.
by a random person who u dont kno September 16, 2014
mugGet the Spiked Tiremug.

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