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sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese

kraft mac n cheese sucks and is not real macaroni and cheese yet sometimes you have to just do what you don’t want to; hence, sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese
person a: i wanna go to the game but my mom is making me watch my brother.

person b: sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese bro.
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Let's Give 'em Something Shiitake 'bout Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Let's Give 'em Something Shiitake 'bout Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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sometimes you just gotta smoke

To explain your actions when you are caught high at 8:00am.
"Hahaha...What the fuck are you doing 'sucking down' bongs at this hour?"
"Man, Sometimes yo' jus' gotsta smoke."
by Diego September 11, 2003
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Sometimer's

People who come and go in your life at their convenience, surface people...
Who needs sometimer's in their life.. NOT<ME
by NY-Princezz August 19, 2013
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shmeet shmack

A shmeet shmack is a an action, preferably during intercourse, that involves the unzipping of the pants and revealing of penis, otherwise known as shmeet. The shmeet is then shoved into the woman's vagina, in close representation to how a fat American lady shoves a triple whopper down her repulsive turkey neck. The sounds of the loud queefs make a smacking sound that is echoed throughout the vicinity. This is known as a shmeet shmack.
That girl Laura, I was shmeet shmacking the fuck out of her pussy last night.
by Doctor Circumcisonstein October 12, 2014
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I am pretending to type something

This is used when your parents, boss, or teacher is near you, and you need to act like you are working, so you type “I am pretending to type something
*Boss walks towards you* I am pretending to type something
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Something Awful

A lame website with even lamer forums. However, if you by any chance like feminazi mods, forum downtime from comically inept script writers, MS paint, pathetic personal e/n stories, fat nerds with neckbeards, extra features that cost money and are usually broken, circle jerk threads, smug, whiny rich kids, unfunny spamboards (BYOB), and people who can't take a joke or laugh at themselves, then this is the forum for you.
Something Awful was cool......back in 2002.
by radium October 29, 2006
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