Sneeze

To be a Sneeze is to be a creep or a stalker.

EWWWW that guy over there is such a sneeze!!!!!

by BrittanyXD November 8, 2010

snez

simply means 'sneeze'. See snezzing and snezzed.

I really need to snez.

by Jenniblah August 5, 2007

Sneeze Constipation

Successfully suppressing or delaying a sneeze so as not to interrupt a conversation, phone call, task or meeting, but feeling cheated because the sinus clearing gratification of a good sneeze never comes.

Jackson calls dawn
Dawn: Hi Jackson
Jackson: How was your day?
(pause)
Jackson: Dawn? ... Dawn You there?

Dawn: Whoa, no, I mean yes... I just stopped a sneeze cuz I couldn't hit the mute button soon enough. Damn, now I can't sneeze, it's like I have sneeze constipation!

by BrianRoxtar June 17, 2011

Belgian Sneeze

A fart which causes particles of watery shit, anal mucus or diarrhea (collectively known as FECAL DEBRIS) to be expelled unexpectedly from the anus.

Similar to a Dutch Cough but with more 'body'.

A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!

I was in my office and I needed to fart so I checked the coast was clear and let rip. Just my luck, it was a sneaky Belgian Sneeze and I spent the rest of the day with a shit-map of Africa in the back of my pants!

by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009

sneezy

a fatty blunt (bleezy) but with only the best of the best chron inside. its called sneezy because when your done cheifin it, you should look somethin' like sneezy from cinderella and the seven dwarfs.

hey man, its sneezy time. -or- when are you rollin that sneezy?

by J-Snort February 19, 2009

Sneeze Exhibitionist

Someone who brings attention to themselves by artificially amplifying their sneezes. A sneeze exhibitionist's sneezes are generally a mix of a sneeze and an ear shattering scream.

Ron: Did I just hear a monkey getting raped?
Sue: No, I think that was just Steve downstairs. He's a total sneeze exhibitionist.

by omgwhatthehellwasthatnoise? October 21, 2011

my penis just sneezed

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.

Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

by DTOP May 2, 2006