Snookie

A worn out whore on a really fucktarded show called jersey shore.
The ultimate insult to a girl who is smart.

Girl: hey dicklick
Guy: Hey Snookie
Girl: (Crying) WTF? that was so not called for.

by It AINT A JOISEY THING October 21, 2010

snook

v. to snook. to victimize (slang UK)

verb = snooks

note: the noun form of snooks refers to an idiot or fool. Also not to be confused with snookered

bob: I set up my gf real good?
cindy: how?
bob: I snooked her with a polygraph test when she least expected it.
cindy: you're a snooks

by who'sfat? April 29, 2006

snook

a pimp; someone who gets a lot of pussy.

Jesse is never home, I wish he wasn't such a snook.

by krook June 24, 2004

snookered

fooled

I've been snookered.

by Big Swede June 20, 2003

snookie

one who is short and on the stouter side, and wears hair with a big pouf in front of 'do.

hey snookie, wats up?

dont call me that!

by laxer21 April 1, 2010

snookie

Slang for a particular type of girl. Typically "snookies" are characterized by outrageous behaviors such as: constant drunken states, promising others sexual favors on your behalf over the loud speaker at a bar, degrading you in front of your peers, taking your virginity then never speaking to you again, pretending your not standing next to her as she makes fun of you, cares more about snakes than people, may or may not have a soul, loves heavy metal, hates puppies, is dead inside, etc.
Warning! While it is best to avoid any contact with a snookie, if you find yourself in the presence one, do NOT refer to her as "snookie", for "snookie" is a derogatory word and physical and/or psychological harm may result.

"That Melissa girl thinks the Holocaust is funny." -Jerrod
"What do you expect from a snookie?" - Jackie
"Snookies...pfff." - Jerrod

by TheMayor83 June 9, 2010

Snookums

The cutest girl in the whole world

Damn my girl is so snookums.

by jake bibson March 16, 2021