Smodge

To eat food very noisily with mouth open (usually done unknowing by old people and toddlers).

"Stop smodging granddad, you are putting me off my dinner!"

"To smodge or not to smodge? That is the question!"

by xeerotee August 15, 2010

sludge butt

A dumpy butt that is not round nor square, but rather a pile of sloppy mudd. this is not a good thing. This is typically found on white women in their early 20's to late 40's. this is can not be reversed with buns of steel, you will need plastic surgery in order to fix this problem which is sweeping across america.

oprah has one of americas wose sludge butts.

by luck daddy December 16, 2003

sloger

one who puts there feet inside a womans vagina and dances a little jig

i am a profesional sloger.

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

Slouge

an easy gurl... perfect for road head and laundry room fucking.

"all the slouges hang out there"

"i got some Slouge quach last night"

by Sam Emmes September 11, 2005

sledger

(n) Layabout, commonly frequents public houses. Interests include beer, sport (predominantly cricket, especially when soccer is out of season), verbally and physically abusing other sledgers, and slogging. Often witnessed complaining about bar tab receipts. Social abilities limited, especially while not inebriated, at such times email being the preferred form of contact, method of derision, etc..

Steve, you're just a dumb sledger. How about that beer?

by sledgemewillyou August 3, 2007

sledge hammer

Slam the chick in the side of the head with your balls. Extra big balls are appreciated.

No good if you don't leave a black and blue.

by matt March 2, 2004

splodge

a womans vagina

neville:"wa goan blud, what you been up to?"
winston:"just been playing with my bitches splodge all afternoon nigga!"

by sweatybollox May 9, 2010