shard

shard is synonym for retard

You are a real shard

by jan_890 January 8, 2018

Sardine Popsicle

Is a really crazy and fun person who is cute as a button. Unicorns are jealous of her

Hey did you see Sardine Popsicle today

No I just saw awesome ness

by Sardine popsicle February 7, 2018

Sardining

When you're celebrating a victory (sporting or otherwise) and your lover & you proceed to make with the love in a public space but keep it low-key. Many times this can be done through humping while standing, spooning under a blanket or beach towel, 2 riders facing each other on the same motorcycle seat.

You see those 2 over there? I don't know if she's just scratching an itch on her ass with his wang or if they're actually sardining.

by Chrispy Nugget February 7, 2018

Shard Skank

Sells a maybe for dope, instead of actually fucking or doing anything at all physically, they just flirt around giving the idea of the possibility.

Omg! She is such a shard skank!

by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 19, 2018

scarday

its when your scared and scared at the same time

guy1: i was so scarday at the moves yesterday

by starman_06 June 12, 2018

Sard Kid

Some kid that only farms in sard and never leaves his palisade.

That guy's just a sard kid, he never goes beyond the safety of his walls.

by Retoon August 11, 2018

sharden shose

a shrekian version of the garden hose, after shrek rose from the dead in infinity war from a fellow shrekian who brought shrek back to life by watching every shrek movie in order (including the forbidden shrek 5 in area 51), shrek used the shrarden shose to attempt to kill Minecraft steve but shrek realised needed a shrekfinity gauntlet, shrek snapped his yeasty fingers and half the universe was gone including Minecraft steve

sharden shose is so yeastetdet

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018