simulstalk

a situation in which the person you are currently stalking online posts something on your profile while you are posting something on theirs

We totally simulstalked the other day when you posted that vegan bacon explosion recipe on ma fahbooks. I was looking at pictures from your cousin's Bat Mitzvah. Looked like a BLAST. Anyway, see ya when i do! Byes.

by Randy Sassafras September 14, 2010

Simul

The act of a single individual farting and burping simultaneously.

Show some presence, man! That fart and burp were only a second a part. They could have been simul.

by blubbo November 7, 2010

simulfap

Simultaneous masturbation.

Jean and I were horny, but we were separated by thousands of kilometers. We decided to simulfap.

by I dream January 6, 2011

Simuldump

When two or more of the dogs your are walking take a dump at the same time.

Wow was I lucky today. I was walking the dogs and they took a simuldump at the same exact time, so it was easy to pick up thier poo.

by Pakman1281 September 3, 2011

simulstance

an even that happens simultaneously with others.

We are familiar with a hella lot of simulstances.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2012

SIMPLiFe

A combination of SIMPLIFy and LiFe used for the movements involved in downshifting, simple living, degrowth, and anti-consumerism.

I realize that my carbon footprint is to big and I'm going to SIMPLiFe.

by Hairy Ninja September 30, 2012

simling

Doing amazing yoyo tricks

he's still simling randomly

by amazingdude337 October 11, 2014