Simpess

Some girl that is looking for money like a whore looking for dicks

P1: hey bro i got a simpess
P2: get away from her right now, she would only want you for the money.
P1: chilll she won’t

10 minutes later

P1 gets a notification from simpess
P1: she said i’m too broke for her
P2: see, i told you she would want you only for the money

by ceo-mert February 16, 2020

Simprotorious

When a group of males all chat up the same girl just for all of them to act as simps towards the girl and then think that she likes each and everyone of them but ends up getting played

Yo man you see that group sitting at the table there, they all chat up Sarah and they're a group of Simprotorious people my man

by female_slayer February 21, 2020

Simpest of Simps

Gage Frame

Bro Gage is such a Simpest of simps

by TheAlbinoMale February 29, 2020

Simmers

A horrible nightmare creature nightmare, nightmare, nightmare

Simmers are usually tendent to slap their friends, although they are peaceful in nature they can become very dangerous within seconds

Nick: Ms Simmers, how was your day?
Simmers:HISSSSS YOU CAN NOT HIDE, YOUR VOWELS WILL TASTE DELICIOUS

Nick:bruh

by Simmers March 12, 2020

Simpela

the girl version of a simp, a girl who will do anything for the guy she likes

izzie is such a simpela when it comes to boys

by imyourdad.org March 17, 2020

simprovised

Simprovised (shortened "simp")
Is a person whose thoughts are so simple, that regular human is unable to understand them so he has to improvise in order to communicate with such a person.

A: U gt do it lika dat.
B: What?
A: Y r u not der...
B: Don´t talk like simprovised

by x1asf2354asd March 29, 2020

Simpess

Its simp, but instead of men its used on women

Jessica: I would eat my hair just so Jason were could notice me

Michael: SIMPESS!

by TheExotiC2 April 1, 2020