Sip n Stroll

The best way to happy hour during quarantine. Sip your favorite wine or cocktail from a travel mug while strolling 6 feet apart.

Happy hour this Friday! Let’s meet up with our masks and cocktails for a Sip n Stroll!

by Nonie1 May 16, 2020

smoke and scroll

smoke a joint and scroll on the phone reading IG feed or watching TikTok or any web contents with infinite algorithm-supported feeds.

smoke and scroll has been my COVID life

by syntaxlogofree January 7, 2021

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something

otherwise known as bad ascii art

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck

by big2na June 15, 2011

mexican stroller

A shopping cart, so called because many mexican people without cars take carts home instead of just carrying their stuff.

My car has a nasty scratch from where it was banged by a mexican stroller.

by Danny Fehlings November 16, 2007

Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!

How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011

Stroll of Success

Guy's version of the Walk of Shame. Guys have no shame, but getting laid is always considered a successful night. Not having to wash your own sheets or clean up is an added bonus, especially if she made you breakfast. Can be spotted by dude giving high fives to random people on the street at 6am.

Dude high fiving random stranger: "Dude! Fuck yeah!"
Random stranger: "Congratulations, I guess."
Passerby: "Looks like the Stroll of Success to me! Woot!"

by TimmyT851 September 1, 2009

stroller party

Any situation, common in Yuppie infested urban areas, where strollers clog and block any progress into restaurants, onto subways and elevated trains, through park paths, sidewalks, etc. This is the result of affluent, clueless, inconsiderate breeders with small children and $400.00 strollers who think they own all public spaces and can therefore slowly push their giant strollers anywhere and in any direction in the middle of any doorway they please in complete oblivion as to the the existence of other, non stroller pushing people.

Could also be called "stroller block."

I tried to ride my bike down the path today, but it was a total stroller party and I had to ride on the grass.

We went to brunch at (fill in the blank) but it was a total stroller party so we went to (any place less likely to attract strollers and their vile pushers).

by Dickie Bundle September 17, 2010