shading

When a person is good at moving in shadows or without being noticed.

Oh shit, where he come from? That nigga shading...

by krispychickun May 20, 2015

Schrödingers Queer

When a character or person is neither confirmed, nor denied to be straight. Usually, this is said in response to a homophobic comment such as “This character isn’t gay”.
A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is confirmed.

Homophobe: super person isn’t gay, he would never associate himself with the sinful.

person: well they never confirmed he is straight either, so he is just a Schrödingers Queer.

by DrAccius July 26, 2021

spreading the cream cheese

When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.

Robert Tumbusch likes spreading the cream cheese

by Tarek_the_Destroyer October 26, 2010

Schrodinger's crush

texting/emailing your crush saying I love you. If your crush likes you back, great you have a relationship, if she has a negative reaction, then just make about editing it to make it look like she said yes for internet points.

I fucken tanked a Schrodinger's crush

by Meckma April 20, 2020

Schrodinger's Joke

A joke which is both funny and not funny at the same time but there is no way of knowing if anyone else will laugh at it until you have told it... But by then it's too late and you will either look like an idiot or a comedy genius.

(After telling a joke) I wasn't sure if you'd get that, it was a bit of a schrodinger's joke.

by WBKurgan May 4, 2010

Man spreading

When a man spreads his legs to air out his genitals because their in between his legs all day and it’s very uncomfortable.

The man on the subway was Man spreading and all the feminist got triggered because he was uncomfortable.

by Ben Shapiro is cool. May 31, 2018

spreading positivity

A bullshit "movement" that glorifies almost everything benevolent in life and attempts to brainwash people into thinking that bad things in life only happen when we acknowledge them. It promotes the belief that we can control every aspect of our lives through merely wanting something and not actually doing anything, while they ignore the fact that sometimes people have terrible and "negative" lives because others treat them terribly, or force them to live a certain way.

And what's even more stupid is that "positivity" isn't even being used the way dictionaries say it should....

A naive person: Come on everyone! Stay positive, we can do anything if we work together!
A realistic person: Oh, shut up and stop spreading positivity that doesn't exist. You're only denying a proper existence to those who can't control every aspect of their lives.

by Swaglord A. McBallerboy October 25, 2016