shrek is love

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by shrek is dadddy March 07, 2020
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Shrek dick

A big long gigantic dick the length of a human
WTF have you seen that shrek dick!!??!?!???!!??!??!
by Avin Gohar Big Dick March 09, 2021
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shrek lover

A small and foolish child who defies his father, calling him a cunt, then is slapped and sent to bed. He finds shrek waiting for him and proceeds to get on hands and knees and spreads his ass to provide shrek an easy target. Shrek penetrates him and roars once he cums in the poor child. It's all ogre now.
Foolish Jonny. He puts too much stock into shrek He is a true shrek lover
by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 19, 2015
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what the shrek

what the shrek can be used when you screw up something. it can also be used when you are high asf and don’t know what to do. it is a word that kinda clears the air
person 1: *running*
person 1: *trips*

person 1: ah what the shrek

person 2: *goes to a bar*
person 3 *stares weirdly at person 2s pants*
person 2: what the shrek

person 3: lmaoooo dude
by yummy ummy March 07, 2020
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shreks child

one of the most over-rated people in the world. usually gets attention from all the guys no matter what.
Nigga 1: Omg did you see shreks child? shes so god damn overrated
Nigga 2: ya she sucks
marco: :Rage:
by cbro/dotsightt April 06, 2020
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one with shrek

someone who is sexy enough to stand by shrek our god
by shrek is our lord and saviour October 02, 2018
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Shrek Bonfire

Shrek Bonfire is a lit party that you have at a shady neighborhood walmart (parking lot) at 1am. you must bring onions, dirt flavored vodka, and green decor (optional). you also need to invite (local) friends and even people you don’t like.
by sad.weirdo November 05, 2018
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