scotch college

A private school in Perth filled with a bunch of crap lads

"I bet that kid was a scotch college kid"
"Yeah he was such a maggot"

by Dr Dank May 4, 2015

Snotchel

A cylindrical like object that shoots gross or distinguishing objects such as sticky liquids or rotten food, the items that are shot are usually soft mushy and liquid like, and should not be hard or dry.

Guy1-Dude why did u shoot me with that snotchel full of rotten milk.

Guy2-Cause its funny dude, now ur gonna smell for a week,

by The next great quarterback June 29, 2009

scotchopotamus

Someone who is committed to drink scotch exclusively throughout the night.

Hey man, you want a beer? Nah, I'm good. I'm scotchopotamus tonight.

by sacko14 January 17, 2010

Scotchie Bowler

The Scotchie Bowler is the must-have fashion item for the discerning Scotchie.
Regional variation of beanie. In almost cases it bears the emblem NUFC.

Did you see the wee mascot in that gang of charvers?

Aye, he looked geet sweet with his little scotchie bowler on.

by HRH Prince of Wales December 22, 2010

shotcake

A delicious fresh out of the oven cupcake, the perfect social desert, injected with a shot of either chocolate or vanilla ice cream. When you bite into it you will be left wanting more... way more!

Tim: I just got one of those shotcakes man it was like heaven!
Jerry: I'm so jealous dude, I want one!
Tim: Well you fucking can't have one cause I'm bringing them all home and taking the fucking ice cream machine too.... so take that!

by ambikats November 15, 2010

slotch

a 'sloppy crotch' otherwise known as a 'loose meat sandwich' belonging to a female of the 'used and abused' variety.

"Woah! That Katie is one nasty Slotch!!"

by itputsthelotiononitsskin December 19, 2013

Spotch

Spotch is everything that is needed to boost productivity while working remotely. This term was first developed by ClayWorks Spaces when people were working from home due to the covid pandemic.

Person 1: Bro Work From Home is so Stressful. I can't Concentrate on work
Person 2: You need to get Spotched!

by Other Shetty July 15, 2021