shamplop

Verb: to accidentally dispense too much shampoo for the amount of hair you actually have. Most commonly done after a recent, extreme haircut.

Noun: the giant, wasteful glob itself.

I shamplopped so severely that the resulting shampafro was downright insane!

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

shap it

Referring to when one makes their way from one place (usually with a group, intoxicated) to another.

Initially "ship it," it has been modified to "shap," due to laziness and the extension of vowels when one has been drinking 'with the boys'.

Then let's shap it over to RealSports and get shittered!

by snoosdeuce November 18, 2010

shampullet

A shampoo-based bullet/ammunition used as defense when your spouse attacks you in the shower. Works best with a pump-style shampoo bottle.

Don't throw cold water on me or I will cap your ass with some shampullets.

by The Zunicorn February 21, 2011

shampooist

A person of any ethnicity who shampoos at a salon and is under appreciated.

I am Nicholas and I am a professional shampooist.

by Blueforyou February 21, 2012

shampube

the act of shampooing ones pubic hair

Bro 1: dude i totes need to shampube before my big date
Bro 2: TMI bro, TMI

by BigDaveyP July 4, 2014

Shap

When you shit and fap at the same time

He was shapping at my mom's house

by Hambre December 9, 2017

Shampoo Dick

When you nut the shampoo out of your dick, that you used instead of lube.causes rare skin diseases and dick falling

Timothy died this morning after diagnosed with Shampoo dick.

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 May 14, 2019