floopy shlong

its a a very limp and sad dick. its also look like a dead eggplant.

i have a pretty sad floopy shlong.

by jizz sock February 19, 2019

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Dom with a small shlong

This is a word used to describe someone which you should knowby reading the title. This person is usually known for saying you titties are jiggling and your dad left but its all jokes, or is it? He has lucid dreams about being in bed with his crush names olivia.
#sorrynotsorry dom

Dom with a small shlong-is a defenition for all doms out there

by domsmfkowfgen November 9, 2020

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shlong

1) The nonscientific, and more commonly recognized name for a grossly huge, long and slimy...banana slug. A particular variety found in vegetable gardens throughout the continents capable of devouring much vegetation in a short amount of time.

2) Human penile envy in comparison to the undeniable resembalence of the banana slug to a mans penis, aka, wishful thinking, minus the green shade in color

1) Farmer John: "Dang-nabbit! Those @#*& shlongs have cleaned me out of my cucumbers!"

2) after Farmer John has taken a closer look: "Holy cucumbers, zucchini's and everything else longer than 5 inches...if I only had a shlong the size of THAT!...why, wouldn't Martha be one screamin happy hag!" (*chuckle-chuckle*)

by Jo-mama November 9, 2003

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