Certificatologist: HOLY FUCK! This piece of shit is COMING OUT SIDEWAYS! I'm shitting sidways!
Midget: Ouch...
Midget: Ouch...
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
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Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!
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He was fucking and shitting at the same time. What a sick bastard! The girl he was fucking got an infection!
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Get the shitting balls mug.The worst kind of description that you can utter when the normal words like shit, terrible, dire, abomination, disgusting, dreadful and horrendous just don't cut it.
It is a culmination of these all these words and used to describe the worst and only the worst situations when the words that are the normal go to seem to downplay the severity that you are trying to express.
It is a culmination of these all these words and used to describe the worst and only the worst situations when the words that are the normal go to seem to downplay the severity that you are trying to express.
by SHITTANTONE December 20, 2020
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Yo, I just buttfucked some girl and then I saw her pigeon-shitting on my blanket. She's fucking gross.
You know how I know you're gay? Because you've been caught pigeon-shitting in a guy's mouth.
You know how I know you're gay? Because you've been caught pigeon-shitting in a guy's mouth.
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1. I think I may be constipated
2. I need to take my pants off for this shit
3. I may not come out for a while
4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere
5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere
6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out
7. Tell my mommy I love her.
1. I think I may be constipated
2. I need to take my pants off for this shit
3. I may not come out for a while
4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere
5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere
6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out
7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"
Person B: "No, I need help."
Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"
Person B: "Number 7..."
Person A: "Oh no dude..."
Person B: "No, I need help."
Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"
Person B: "Number 7..."
Person A: "Oh no dude..."
by FlyingBucket August 1, 2017
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