Shitberry

A small nugget of poo on your bellend after anal sex.

"Ooh! You've left a little shitberry on my little helmet, love. Better douche next time."

by Chilly Beef February 9, 2022

shitcrete

A mixture of shit and quick drying concrete which sticks to the inside of the bog and requires a pneumatic drill to remove. Usually caused when kids eat too much junk food, and then launch a badly guided sub.

Just spent 10 minutes trying to remove a load of shitcrete from the bog after Felix dropped the kids off at the pool. The bog brush is in tatters.

by Scm73 July 30, 2023

Cooter shiner

A huge bruise on your vagina resulting from a roller derby accident, where as a woman fell onto another woman's skate.

Derby girl #1 Oooooh!!! shit! Anger Affliction fell right onto her skate.

Derby girl #2 Yeah.. Thats going to leave one hell of a 'cooter shiner!'

by Jane D.O.A. October 21, 2012

cock shiner

One who polishes a penis with saliva to the point it shines

That Ben cant fight but he is a world class cock shiner

by karatehottie March 12, 2014

shiesty shifter

a person who acts suspiciously when confronted with a question (donatello).

"You're a shiesty shifter"

by donatellochills April 26, 2017

salted shiner

When you give a girl a black eye then jizz on it.

I gave her a salted shiner last night.

by Oakrainbow February 23, 2018

Bitch Shifter

A man who conforms/ adapts to a woman’s liking in complete disregard of man hood (guy code)

Hot chick: “girls should have all the same rights as men, were exactly equal.

Bitch Shifter: “Nah I totally agree Susan haha wanna get outta here?”

by Squiddydacraccin April 5, 2020