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Bottled ship

To be in a situation that is contained within yourself, but can’t reach the wave to float outward to relequish grief and conqueror your destiny.
My entire existence is limited to stipulations of bottled ship . I can’t ever act on my true feelings because of barrierors in my reality itself.
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
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shipping a package

I will be shipping a package now, as I just finished my third quadruple caramel macchiato iced latte.
by Keanu Madonna August 19, 2014
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Shipping Notification

The exclamation which informs a sexual partner of impending ejaculation.
"Oh My DOG! Oh My DOG!" was the only shipping notification she received before his dyslexic ass jizzed in her face.
by iNT2 April 11, 2011
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ship happens

Something shippensburg students say. Like shit happens but better
Guy: yo my girlfriend just cheated on me

Guy 2: yo dude that sucks honestly tho ship happens
by Dancingdiva333 March 20, 2020
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Ship Snot

Ship snot: When a man is having sex with a woman on a boat, pulls out early and ejaculates on one of her ass cheeks. The woman then uses her hand to wipe the cum off and smear it on the side of the boat.
by Yaquanda October 29, 2010
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shipping immunity

Shipping is the act of one wanting/supporting two individuals involved in a romantic relationship. Shipping immunity is something people have if they're already in a relationship, it grants them the power of (you guessed it) being immune to being shipped.
Z: can we ship Diavolo and Y?
A: no, Diavolo has shipping immunity, he already has someone
by Clearly not Diavolo March 22, 2021
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abandon ship

Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.
“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”
by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020
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