shit shaver

Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".

There's no point in shit-shaving that piece of crap, Nigel.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Daniel Seavey

A hot garraff who can sing and play practically any instrument also know as a full corse meal

Daniel seavey is such a full course meal.

by Daniel seavey soul mate April 28, 2019

Daniel Seavey

The definition of perfect. Literally an angel and the one person who will never fail to make you smile. Daniel is also someone who you will be simping over your whole life and has definitely made your standards way to high.

Daniel Seavey is an angel

by whyd0ntweangels May 30, 2020

shelve

The quickest way to get an ecstacy pill to reach your bloodstream.

"Why don't you shelve yo' bikkie?"
"Ahhh hellzz no!"

by Diego September 4, 2003

No Shave November

The act of shaving on the last day of October then not shavin for the etire month of November. One December 1st you compare youre facial hair with your friends and enjoy reminicing on the experiance that was No Shave November. It only becomes exceptable to shave again on December 1st.

Man I can't wait to see my awesome beard after No Shave November is over.

by Dr. Shave December 1, 2009

Shaved the Goat

(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.

Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he shaved the goat.

by Robyso May 17, 2006

shelves

A womans breasts, shelves bieng plural for both

So I get there, she's aged 19, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shelves, and legs up to her arse. Muchos tequilas later, I'm in a cab with her

by Sethils November 3, 2007