The red screen of death

The most infamous error screen, It appears in ps2 When you insert a scratched disc

Kid: I found an old disc it looks cool
*Inserts disc into ps2*
*the red screen of death shows up*
Kid: MOMMY!!!

by Red Engineer June 18, 2016

Your keyboard to God's screen

Variation on "your lips to Gods ears" - may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the Divine, and then brought to fruition. Another way to say, "Boy, I sure hope so!"

"It's like 1989 all over again, in Iran."

"Your keyboard to God's screen."

by smendler June 18, 2009

blue screen of death

What you tend to see every 30 minutes when using Windows ME.

Women love the Blue Screen of Death because, when stared at for hours on end, adds "gorgeous highlights" to their hair.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

blue screen of death

what you see after you fall asleep wating for windows to work.

Damn all you lucky linux users for saving money on a good OS.

*YAWWWWWWWWWN* Wow windows sure goes slo.. FUCK, THAT DAMN BLUE SCREEN AGAIN!!! IM GETTIN LINUX!!!

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

blue screen of death

An 600 x 800, blue message screen generated by a fatal error on a computer using a version of Windows prior to Windows 2000. This screen also closes the program you are using and makes you automatically lose all your unsaved data.

"I just got a blue screen of death and lost all my hard work! AAAAHHH!"

by star8706 February 1, 2003

Blue screen

A screen designed to cut off the function of programs when your system sources are low. The screen tells you to either go back and wait for the program response, or to restart with Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

I exceeded my RAM limit, and the blue screen of death came up.

by Nolan February 6, 2003

Numbers On a Screen

What money is. Also, what you say to rationalize blowing all your money on booze/women/toys/coke. Replaces "little pieces of paper," which is deprecated.

Guy 1: Shit, $100 for four shots of Patron?!
Guy 2: Man who gives a fuck, money is just Numbers On a Screen!
Guy 1: You right.

by bbbu_darkness July 22, 2011