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the screaming seagull

This is when you fucking a girl on the beach and you pull out put your dick in the sand then re Insert it in the girl
Dude that girl screamed like a seagull when I put my sandy dick in her and she screamed like the screaming seagull
by Memphisr300 October 24, 2013
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screaming habib

A sexual act involving the anus that makes you sound like a screaming Arab.
We were doing it doggystyle and then I went for the screaming habib and she was all like, Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai!
by Jessnerch December 9, 2008
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Schroedinger's Cat

A hypothetical experiment in quantum mechanics that allegedly proves that a cat can be alive and dead at the same time. This conclusion smack's of Bishop Berkeley's notion that if nobody is in a forest to hear a falling tree, the tree makes no sound.
Schroedinger's Cat is not half alive and half dead. It is either alive or dead, and we have to open the box to find out. If we lose interest and refuse to open the box, the chances of the cat being dead increase greatly with time.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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Screaming Seagull

When you're fingering a chick on the beach and you take your fingers outta her and dip 'em in the sand then re-insert your fingas. SHE screams and it sounds a little like a seagull to other people on the beach.
After I gave her the screaming seagull, my ears rang for hours.
by billy snell November 18, 2003
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Screaming Liberal

Any mentally deficient westerner who panders to the ever more ridiculous demands of the arabs and pakis. And will probably side with them when it all properly kicks off.
That fucking George Galloway is a right screaming liberal. The paki loving cunt.
by Nozzer August 28, 2006
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screaming seagull

while having sex on a beach, the man pulls out, sticks his dick in sand then back in the woman's vagina causing her to scream like a seagull
Pamella Anderson was given 3 screaming seagulls from David Hasselhoff while on the set of Baywatch
by the scarlet avenger February 22, 2010
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Random TSA Screening

The words screamed and the action taken as one puts their hands down the pants of a partner, friend, or stranger and fondles them while laughing histerically.
My girlfriend was mad when i gave her a random TSA screening but all my friends thought it was funny.
by smithcmau December 21, 2010
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