sclock

basically you can subsitute sclock for any word, but mainly means gay

what the sclock are you doing!
wow max is so sclock
sclock me tonight

by [e-mail] October 12, 2006

Sclap

Sclap verb

To fuck someone's mother

I totally sclap your mum

by Logetoaster March 6, 2018

The Scoop

See also Scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!

I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!

by Yoda September 22, 2003

scoop-dunk

when you cock block on your friends attempt to get a girl causing him to lose in the process and you go home with her

"damn, im really upset at tommy he scoop-dunked the shit out of me''

''do you see john over there, i am going to scoop-dunk him so bad''

by chalupablatman November 4, 2013

Chocolate Double-Scoop

Chocolate Double-Scoop is where one person takes a shit in another person's mouth, Then receives a blowjob from that person, And then screws the person in the ass, Double coating their dick in "Chocolate". Originates from an old, little known swedish porno.

Sven gave Tiina a Chocolate Double-Scoop and she could still taste it the next day.

by Anonymity September 15, 2005

schlap schlop

the noise your balls make when banging off your partners arse. Note: faggots do not make this noise.

Excuse me madam, but can you hear the schlap-schlopping of my scrotum?

Sorry no, my hearing aid is switched off.

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

to 'scoop'

To be so upset about someone copying something from your private forum that Makin Bacon put this up here:

to "diva"


"verb: The act of copying posts from a private forum and showing them to nonmembers with the intent of causing trouble.

"If we give her access to that folder she is likely to pull a diva" "

But then to be a hypacrite and turn around and do that to someone elses forum. and apologize thinking it makes it all ok.

Can you believe she pulled a 'scoop' after she was so up set with it being done to her.

by sillygirl June 24, 2004