simp machine

Somebody who's being simped for by another person.

A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.

by juddily March 12, 2022

SIMP

Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be movin' like me
Step right over and watch me put it down
(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to M to the P

the lyrics were too long

Person A : Why are you moving like that
Person B : THERE'S SIMP

by V3ND0R V3N April 7, 2022

Simpbur

He is a simp that is wilbur and I simp for him

Me:help Im a simp for a SIMP and his name is simpbur

by Finlay.gay.com October 31, 2022

shimp nugget

a hot ass hard working daddy material man’s ugly rat ass tall lanky ass pink cowgirl boot coors shirt wearin skank ass hoe ass cheatin ass bitch ass cunt gf

That guys shimp nugget cheats on him with ratchet men and he is too stupid to break up with her and get with his cousins friend.

by baby momma 2.0 October 9, 2023

Jada Shimp

A girl with a dumb personality but really funny! Jumbo glasses and tiny eyes. Really (not) athletic but still maintains to be skinny. When your sad she’s always there to cheer you up! Most popular girl in the school. Looks cute in her skin tight clothes. Jkjkjkkjkk it’s just leggings. Sometimes stubborn. All of you reading this need to get yourselves a Jada Shimp!

Yo bro, remember Jada Shimp from first grade. Of course my buddy is dating her, I am so jealous I want her.

by lexi.batt November 18, 2018

Side Simp

The act of being a Side Hoe and a Simp at the same time.

that eboy is a side side simp

by UpsideEv December 13, 2019

man simp

a woman who dates around and doesn't care about the man who she dates even if the man would do anything for her.

wow nomis a man simp

by MISTERDOT99999 April 3, 2020