safety cocktail
An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.
safety cocktail by JYoTX December 26, 2011
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Safety Drink
A drink in anticipation of stupid actions so as to provide a convenient excuse later. Also helpful to prevent being the designated driver.
I am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so I have an excuse later.
I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.
I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.
Safety Drink by manifestatate January 6, 2012
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Safety Shag
Anal Sex with a woman.
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,
This method is somewhat more safe than risking children
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,
This method is somewhat more safe than risking children
Safety Shag by Vikingtesticles September 23, 2012
safety d
(n.) A man who is on a woman's "safety list" of guys she has slept with in the past and who are not dangerous psychopaths or possessive and are halfway decent in bed. A woman will keep these men in her phone for situations when she is feeling horny but does not want to take her chances with someone new.
safety dope
safety dope by THE FUCKIN UNICORN November 27, 2015
safety spell
An obviously incorrect attempt at typing a questionably difficult word to ensure spell check verification.
1: I read your correspondence. corsersrf
2: Doesn't that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss
(:safety spell)
2: Doesn't that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss
(:safety spell)
safety spell by Il8694 December 12, 2015
safety unicorn
A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
safety unicorn by TiggyMima September 10, 2016