sneef

Sneezing into a vagina while performing oral sex.

He sneefed into her because of an allergic reaction to pubic hair.

by KawasakiGuy October 12, 2016

Sneef

Sneef is a code word for vaping. Using Sneef in front of teachers decieves them from you doing anything bad.

Hey man pass the sneef this way

by Sneef July 7, 2016

sweedish blowjob

A very depraved blowjob performed for drugs.

I really wanted some weed, so I offered Jack a sweedish blowjob

by Vestigial Limb November 13, 2016

seefean

Rare Buff ,handsome, loyal stills girls harts is a keeper finds the right girl sticks to the same person don't mess with one you'll likely to have your ass bet don't get tricked by there kindnesses always tells the truth

Dam Seefean cute

by Steven 800 December 20, 2016

Smeef

When you are eating pussy and she queefs.

Dude, you know. That fat chick from last week? She smeefed when I ate her out.

by Wakawaka36 July 12, 2016

Shweef

To shart and queef at the same time.

Guy: Bruh! What the fuck is on your shorts?
Girl: I was camping and shweefed, but had no tp.

by TheRealOneJames July 9, 2016

Smeef

Queef + Smegma. When you have sex with a cheesy dick and feel the gassy aftermath.

I banged a hobo and now I feel a smeef coming on.

by Smeefmaster_flex June 14, 2016