The unpleasant surprise that arises from trying to go down on a female from the Indian subcontinent only to find a tangled forest of hair reminiscent of the Punjab jungle.
Shiva surprise striked again last night. she must have thought i was trying to pickpocket her, the way i put my hands down her pants and took that shit right back out.
by punjabi mc 24 May 8, 2008
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Get the dry surprise mug.The act of fucking a chick doggy style whilst facing a window, you then proceed to pull out, and a mate takes over the ramming without her noticing.
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"
"Me and Dave did a surprise Moosey on Linda last night. You should have seen her face!. Worse than when I gave her a Dirty Sanchez"
by Mongrlz August 15, 2012
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Intentional ejaculation onto walls or furniture that don't belong to you.
Intentional ejaculation onto walls or furniture that don't belong to you.
After an all night orgy Corey and his boyfriends left a CSI surprise on all of the walls in their hotel room.
by MasterBlaster6999 January 28, 2012
Get the CSI Surprise mug.Sexual services of an unspecified nature, usually provided by a paid sex worker. Similar in nature to the designation of "dealer's choice." The purchaser is taking a leap of faith that the "Mandarin Surprise" will be worth the elevated price while simultaneously getting the added benefit of the "thrill of the unknown."
Note: a Mandarin Surprise can be executed by any race of sex worker and is not exclusive to those of Mandarin descent.
Note: a Mandarin Surprise can be executed by any race of sex worker and is not exclusive to those of Mandarin descent.
by wvshrk April 14, 2010
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teenage son.....did you forget to label the food again?
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teenage son.....did you forget to label the food again?
by kittsy December 24, 2012
Get the freezer surprise mug.An act that involves penetrating an anus during anal sex while wearing a condom. You then whisper in your partner's ear, "I have a surprise," and scream while pissing in the condom and inflating it inside your partner's rectum. You then take your penis out of their rectum, tie the condom up like a balloon and press the tied end all the way in.
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