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Toy Story Syndrome

An inability to throw out or sell old toys and/or objects from your childhood as a result of seeing toy story (1, 2 or 3), and thus having an overly sentimental view upon these objects and imbuing them with anthropomorphic qualities. Ultimately a dangerous syndrome when combined with those partial to 'Hoarding'.
John: Wow Dave, you really do have a lot of junk lying around your house, didn't you have a garage sale recently?

Dave: Yeah, i did, but when i looked at those little G. I. Joes i used to play around with i remembered all the personalities i gave them, and all the games we used to play...

John: Yes, but now you are 34 years old and do not play with them anymore, and they sit gathering dust in an increasingly over packed room where something useful could be

Dave: I guess so, i suppose i might be coming down with Toy Story Syndrome
by Natsnud January 2, 2012
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Store Whore

A STORE WHORE is the girl who, wherever she works, has sex or fools around with fellow employees... mainly managers
Calista has been working at the grocery store for only 3 months, but she's already the store whore after sleeping with 2 cashiers, a bag boy, and the assistant manager.

Trixie is known as the store whore, because she's had sex with every new manager trainee that has come along in the last 6 months.
by PALABRAMAN July 15, 2009
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dime-store whore

(1) a very cheap prostitute or (2) a girl dressed so as to look undressed
With her miniskirt and combat boots, Rachel looked like a dime-store whore.
by lightbulb July 1, 2003
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Store-Donkey

someone that defends the company they work for EVEN when it’s in the wrong, mostly used for employees who keep on giving non-solutions and non-answers instead of admitting that the company they work for is garbage son of garbage and that there’s no solution for the problem you found in their product/service.
For example, Apple employees who say that Apple slows down your iPhone with new updates just to “reserve battery life” instead of saying that they’re tryna make you feel that your iPhone is old to trick you to buy the next iPhone.

John: “sometimes the sound of my alarm doesn’t go off even when my iPhone is not silent and the volume is all the way up, and the speakers work by the way, I missed three of my university courses this week just cause of this, why is that happening?”

Apple employee: “yeah it’s because the iphone was silent”

John: “bro i said it happens even when it’s not silent”

Apple employee: “let’s test it”

*tests it* *still doesnt work*

Apple employee: “let’s test the camera”

John: “what does the camera has to do with anything?”

Apple employee: “let’s see the speakers then”

John: “but i said they work...”

Apple employee: “but are they loud enough?”

john: *plays music on iphone*

Apple employee: “can you recreate the alarm issue?”

John: “it happens only sometimes” *tries to recreate it but fails*

John: “cant you check the iPhone with a software or something to see where are the errors coming from?”

Apple employee: “sorry, you cant recreate it so i cant help you, i doubt that it even exists, next person please”

John: “gimme that phone store-donkey”
by Mans-mans May 19, 2020
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Storker

a proud member of the Polar Stork team
During the polar Odyssey in Germany, only one storker was sadly missing
by kikolbajaa February 12, 2021
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Storm Off

To leave work suddenly without warning, or cause, or simply, to not show up at all.
“Hey you didn't show up for work, are you “Storming off?’”

“He came in for about five minutes, then decided to ‘Storm off’ for the rest of the day.
by Pastapecker January 9, 2022
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soul storm

Spinning ones life or having ones life spun into a frenzied vortex so as to attain evolutionary progress.
Also related to soul sprinkle, soul drizzle, soul downpour, and soul deluge which are less dramatic, but effective.
All are most often followed by the embracing of rainbows.
In some circumstances soul alluviation or soul freshet may occur. Though at first it may seem devastating, it is generally accepted to be for an ultimate greater good.
Woah, I needed that soul storm. I feel like a changed person. I love life.
by ferugualatin August 16, 2008
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