Stinkerton

1.) One who is extremely smelly/stinky.

2.) An ornery butthead. Aka, a stinker.

3.) A cute nickname to call your boyfriend/girlfriend. Warning: They may not find it cute.

"You're a stinkerton! You're the mayor of Stink Town!" says David to his girlfriend.

by Dorkasaurous November 1, 2010

turd-slinger

Someone who has acted in an inappropriate or displeasing manner.

Eric: "No! You dont need another fucking cigarette!"
Scott: "Geez Eric, no need to be such a turd-slinger..."

by Skizla April 28, 2006

swinger

A married person who enjoys swapping spouses with another married couple.

Dick and Jane are swingers; last weekend, they swapped spouses with the neighbors for a sexual experience.

by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.

After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.

by John September 20, 2003

stingray barb to the heart

A phrase used to mark an unfortunate or tragic personal event, that is highly unlikely to occur. In memory of Steve Irwin.

"After being promoted in the office, Bill lost his job, his son and his house. What a stingray barb to the heart!"

by el_Zigg September 18, 2008

nut swinger

A person that represents someone (famous) to the point that they might as well be hanging off their nuts.

Kid 1: Oh I love 50 cent! Hes the best! I have all his cds, posters, clothes, everything!

Kid 2 to Kid 3: Yo, Kid 1 is one of the biggest nut swingers I've ever seen.

by G-funk the allstar December 28, 2005

one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger

It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.

"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"

by Kay-Cizzle April 24, 2006