Simp

It means a person who will do everything to get attention from another women, especially a guy.

hey, check this guy out he's a Simp because of his begging for nudes.

by Dr.YOLO March 29, 2020

Simp War

A war in which meets one of the following criteria:

1. Is between two simps

2. A Death of an important simp sparked the war

3. The Simp population has been whipped out substantially

Guy 1: Whoa you think a simp war will happen

Guy 2: I don’t know

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Simp

When a girl's vagina looks like Homer Simpson's mouth

That girl was so hot but she had wicked camel toe, her vag was such a Simp, too.

by Mr&MrsChen February 9, 2020

Simpai

An older individual who is simping for somebody younger than them.

"Oh my goodness, I was talking to my simpai in the halls the other day and he totally asked for feet pics!"

by Kuro Ousama June 4, 2020

Simp season

Simp season is the time between November and February when thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s Day go back to back and you want to be in a relationship the most .

Its simp season bro I can’t get caught out here simpig I’m just trying to get drafted

by Lil milf hunter November 23, 2019

Simp McDowell

A simp who does whatever it takes to please a girl he’s not dating.

Charlie, you’re acting like simp mcdowell for spending $30 on a girl you aren’t dating!

by Robocoder35 February 17, 2020

Simp-pastel

Pastel, pastel is a big simp. Periodt
Pastel-simp is a friend in our group that thinks fictional women are more important then real life women.

Pastel-simp likes to simp with fictional women and YouTuber men.
Simp-pastel is a very rare kind

by Sweettesttrash March 28, 2020